Honestly, shit like this is why I have such a hard time taking all the flotsam / jetsam around Cryptocurrencies and NFTs seriously.
The whole story of Lichtenstein and Morgan is just wild, but as Vice reports, the details that are starting to emerge are bananas:
What the future holds for the couple is obviously unclear. Their bail hearing was moved to Monday. In her TikToks, though, Morgan talks often about growing old, and imagining a present, and a future, where she doesn't give a fuck: “I don't know about you, but I look forward to getting old, because you know why? I'm going to be a GILF because I already am one. I've always been an 83-year-old at heart, also, a 12-year-old's filthy sense of humor,” Morgan joked on TikTok to promote her track “GILFalicious.”
“If my lovely husband dies, I will have plenty of fuckbois, and it's going to be pretty epic.”
Attempting to launder nearly $5bn in stolen bitcoin is a bold move, and now they're up against the long arm of the law.